Uhm, hello? How cute is this? Too cute.
Gosh, I barely make it through five posts before I spring marriage on y'all. What can I say? I live by the time of lesbians. In case you don't understand what lesbian time actually is, I have created a little chart for you to reference as you read along... and as you go along in your lesbian dating life. If you DO know what lesbian time is, then Congrats!!! You have probably experienced something along the timeline below! Yay! Applause for you!
First date = First Kiss
Second date= Moving in
(U-Haul)
Third date = Talking marriage,
babies, etc
Fourth date = Arguing
Fifth date = Overcoming
Arguing Stage or Moving Out
Sixth date (if Fifth date
ended with Moving Out) = Promising to stay Friends
because what lesbian exes
aren’t still friends?
Ok, now that we have covered that, let's get on to this marriage talk. Now, I did not run off and get married recently. Shoot, I'm barely holding down my semi sorta kinda relationship that I have going on right now. BUT, the majority of my friends are off dancing in a field of flowers full of hopes and dreams and images of white dresses, stunning tuxes, and large wedding venues. Even better, my mother just recently said, "I Do," to her long time boyfriend!
Guys, I feel so left out. To make matters worse (or better depending on how you view things), my new "step-dad" has two moms. Yeah. So what did I have to listen to the entire wedding week? I had to listen to my new lesbian grandmas tell me how great it is that there are now more states that allow us gays to get married! I had to listen to how I was obviously behind the ball by not already being engaged!
Granted, all the talk really made me smile. Look how far we have come! There ARE more states that we can now dedicate our lives to each other till death do us part just like all the heteros in the world! GO US!!!
Still, I'm basically single. Hanging out with so many oh not so single friends. What's a girl to do?]
-ThatOneGayGirl
PS-My mother's dress was absolutely stunning. And my grandmas said that I need to make my wardrobe even more gay (if humanly possible). Top it all off, my grandmas want me to venture to Dinah Shore with them this coming year. How would that look? My twenty-something ass with two seventy year olds who can both out party me. Ha. Oh Joy.
For more cute lesbian wedding photos just because I am obsessed and picture my future wedding in my head all the time:
This show is such a guilty pleasure.
Did I over do it? Too many cute wedding photos? Awh, I'm sorry. I'd love to see more wedding photos though! If you have any to share, please do!!!
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